|2013 Tour, Detroit|
|Episode from the road|
|Release date||October 9, 2013|
|Hosted by||Scott Aukerman|
|Guests|| Kurt Braunohler|
Paul F. Tompkins
|Characters|| Coco Marx|
Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber
|2013 Tour, Chicago||2013 Tour, Toronto|
Introduction of Coco MarxEdit
Scott introduces Coco Marx, the grandson of Groucho Marx. Coco owned a record store called Golden Memories until recently because your "Spotifies" and your "Pandora's Boxes" really hurt business. So he decided to go into the family business of comedy.
Coco tells his only joke "What do you call a bagel inside a child’s underwear? JonBeignet Ramsey," which causes this exchange:
- Scott: "Awww, I-- Coco…"
- Coco: "Too much?"
- Kurt: "That’s not just any child, that’s a dead child."
- Coco: "That’s right... Terrible story. But these are the pitfalls of putting make-up on your little child and making them run back and forth on a stage. I’m not saying this child DESERVED to be murdered, you know, it’s just a joke." (Kurt bursts into uncontrollable laughter.)
- Scott: "How did, how did this- how did we GET HERE? In ONE JOKE?!"
Would you rather your mother turn into a giant block of ice each time you hear a can open OR become the ruler of time but only be able eat lemons?
Kurt is declared the winner.