|2013 Tour, Seattle|
|Episode from the road|
|Release date||October 2, 2013|
|Hosted by||Scott Aukerman|
|Guests|| John Roderick|
Paul F. Tompkins
|Characters||Richard Harrow's Ghost|
|2013 Tour, Portland||2013 Tour, Milwaukee|
Richard Harrow's ghost is in Seattle on a mission to go 30 feet above the Space Needle, which is where Rock & Roll Heaven is. He is auditioning for the band. They discuss more heavens (see: Murderer Heaven), specifically the separate heavens for pet cats and dogs, exotic pets, and undomesticated animals (including sharks, though no shark has ever died). Turns out that there are as many fake sharks on earth as real sharks, which were invented by cavemen.
Would you rather read the entire Bible after waking up each morning OR crap yourself every time you see a dollhouse? It is declared a tie.
Would you rather be a dog OR a fish? They both vote incorrectly and lose.
Since there is still a tie after both rounds, they hold a sing-off and John Roderick is declared the winner.
- Catchphrase suggestion: AprilFoolsRebel
- 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. / I'll allow it, but watch yourself, Counselor.