Atherton Witherflower is a character played by Paul F. Tompkins. He is a statistician at Harvard University who asserts that numbers cannot lie. He was previously a janitor married to June, who initiated a wife swap with Mike the Janitor that forced the two men to also exchange jobs (a "life swap," if you will). He may have also unknowingly taken part in June's satanic rituals. He is now married to Marjorie, who was previously Mike's wife.