Crap Pollo
Number of Appearances 1
Played by Drew Tarver
First Episode Almost Parasites
Latest Episode

Crap Pollo is a character played by Drew Tarver. He is a German lifestyle coach who lives under the Hollywood sign, where he teaches "Pollo Life" seminars. The steps to living the Pollo Life are: 0) Know your dream; 1) Tell yourself your dream; 3) Know your dream and go out and get your dream; 4) Do it; 5) Don't sleep on your dream; 7) Sleep; 8) Live your Pollo Life; 8) Give out your card.


List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
424: Almost Parasites 5.30.16 Greg Kerns Weird Al Yankovic, Kate Berlant

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