| Crap Pollo | |
|---|---|
| Number of Appearances | 1 |
| Played by | Drew Tarver |
| First Episode | Almost Parasites |
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Crap Pollo is a character played by Drew Tarver. He is a German lifestyle coach who lives under the Hollywood sign, where he teaches "Pollo Life" seminars. The steps to living the Pollo Life are: 0) Know your dream; 1) Tell yourself your dream; 3) Know your dream and go out and get your dream; 4) Do it; 5) Don't sleep on your dream; 7) Sleep; 8) Live your Pollo Life; 8) Give out your card.
Appearances[]
| Episode | Release Date | Other Characters | Guests |
|---|---|---|---|
| 424: Almost Parasites | 5.30.16 | Greg Kerns | Weird Al Yankovic, Kate Berlant |