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Ghost Protocol
138
Episode 138
Vital statistics
Release date January 2, 2012
Hosted by Scott Aukerman
Guests Andy Richter
Paul F. Tompkins
Characters Werner Herzog
Episode guide
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In case of emergency, break dance! "Ghost Protocol" is episode 138 of Comedy Bang! Bang! Hosted by Scott Aukerman, it stars guests Werner Herzog (Paul F. Tompkins) and Andy Richter. "Ghost Protocol" was released January 2, 2012.

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Earwolf SynopsisEdit

If you Googled “A funny podcast to start 2012″ than you’re in the right place! And before you go Googling “Who are the guests?” I’ll tell you: Andy Richter and Werner Herzog! And instead of using Google to find out if they play Would You Rather?, what Andy is doing to get in shape, or how Werner’s war on nature is going, just give this episode a listen and you’ll get your answers!

IntroductionEdit

Scott asks Andy "What you bench?" and "How you weigh?" They are distracted when a bag floats by and start talking about American Beauty. They talk about how in the olden days people thought a close up of a person's head was a severed head and thought the train was going to come out of the screen, because "they were idiots." Scott asks Andy "Tell me, how you fuck?" and "Uncle Andy, why do we fuck?."

War on NatureEdit

Werner Herzog is introduced and talks about his various reasons nature is the worst, leading Andy to ask if he ever finds himself punching trees. Werner explains that he has and it can be expensive as he has to buy special gloves. Werner talks about man being above nature, Andy asks "What about when we poop on the ground?" Werner says "go for it, I'm still German." Werner tells Scott he has an "open heart policy."

Would You Rather?Edit

Would you rather have to always wear roller skates OR exist only in people's dreams?

Werner Herzog is declared the winner.

Plugs sectionEdit

Werner tries to cede his plugs to someone else, Scott says this is unprecedented and he will not allow it. Fortunately, Paul F. Tompkins stops by just in time for plugs.

MusicEdit

  • Charlene II (I'm Over You) by Stephen Colbert with The Black Belles

List of Recurring JokesEdit

  • My Wife: Scott does Carson Borat as well as Internet Borat ("My Wi-Fi!")
  • "How you weigh?"

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