|Number of Appearances||2|
|Played by||John Gemberling|
|First Episode||Little Button Puss|
|Latest Episode|| Dana Carvey’s Micro-Impressions
All HP-DP-69B wants in life is to be with his true love, United Flight 93, which unfortunately "died" during the September 11th terrorist attack.
After it won its freedom in a game of "Riddle Me This," Little Button Puss began living with Scott. It was eventually forced to leave after the two had "a fight about the towels" and began to hitchhike (aka "suck n' fuck") its way across the country.
After doing peyote in Arizona's Painted Desert, Little Button Puss came to accept its gender identity. It now self-identifies as a "cisgendered cockless hermaphrodite robot."
|Episode||Release Date||Other Characters||Guests|
|432: Dana Carvey’s Micro-Impressions||7.4.16||Little Dammit Man||Dana Carvey, Drew Tarver|
|310: Little Button Puss||9.15.14||Bridgette Murphy||Kevin Allison, Pamela Murphy|