Number of Appearances 2
Played by John Gemberling
First Episode Little Button Puss
Latest Episode Dana Carvey’s Micro-Impressions

HP-DP-69B (aka "Little Button Puss") is a character played by John Gemberling. It is a sex robot created by Hewlett-Packard and sent to Scott as a promotional item. It has the appearance of a gunmetal-blue dog with fleshy male and female human genitalia. Before using it off-air before the show, Scott detached the penis even though it wasn't designed to be removed.

All HP-DP-69B wants in life is to be with his true love, United Flight 93, which unfortunately "died" during the September 11th terrorist attack.

After it won its freedom in a game of "Riddle Me This," Little Button Puss began living with Scott. It was eventually forced to leave after the two had "a fight about the towels" and began to hitchhike (aka "suck n' fuck") its way across the country.

After doing peyote in Arizona's Painted Desert, Little Button Puss came to accept its gender identity. It now self-identifies as a "cisgendered cockless hermaphrodite robot."


List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
432: Dana Carvey’s Micro-Impressions 7.4.16 Little Dammit Man Dana Carvey, Drew Tarver
310: Little Button Puss 9.15.14 Bridgette Murphy Kevin Allison, Pamela Murphy

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