Ho Ho the Elf
Santa and ho ho
Number of Appearances 8
Played by Lauren Lapkus
First Episode 2014 Holiday Spectacular
Latest Episode 2017 Holiday Spectacular

Ho Ho the Elf is a character played by Lauren Lapkus. Ho Ho is a very small, ageless, and genderless elf and gives gifts (like knives and guns) to all the naughty boys and girls. He/she also has a candy cane penis and cums snow.

Much like Cake Boss, Ho Ho repeats his/her name whenever it is said. In addition to three appearances on the North Pod podcast with Santa as part of With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus, Ho Ho has also appeared in The Thrilling Adventure Hour episode A Christmas Treat.


List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
525: 2017 Holiday Spectacular 12.18.17 Gino Lambardo, Mayor Junius Bobbledoonary, John Lennon, Chris Matthews, MC Sugar Butt, Gary Urbansky, Ming, Keith Jones, Ernie Bread Mister Heavenly, Jason Mantzoukas, Jon Gabrus, Paul F. Tompkins, Mike Hanford, James Adomian, Carl Tart, Tawny Newsome, Jeremy Rowley, Drew Tarver, Neil Campbell
2016 Tour, Perth 8.29.16 John Lennon, Santa Mike Hanford, Paul F. Tompkins
2016 Tour, Vancouver 5.26.16 John Lennon, Santa, Randy Snutz Dan Mangan, Mike Hanford, Paul F. Tompkins, Tim Baltz
2016 Tour, Atlanta 5.11.16 The Contraptionaire, Donny Gary Paul F. Tompkins, Drew Tarver
391: 2015 Holiday Spectacular 12.14.15 Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, Gino Lambardo, John Lennon, The Time Keeper, David Bunting Paul F. Tompkins, Jon Gabrus, Mike Hanford, Neil Campbell, Will Hines
349: The 6th Anniversary Show! 5.4.15 Cake Boss, Santa, Alan Thicke, Klaus Schneider, The Time Keeper, John Lennon, Rickster, Chad Warren, Brad Hammerstone Thomas Middleditch, Neil Campbell, Mike Hanford, Paul Scheer, Paul F. Tompkins, Joe Wengert, Erin Whitehead
338: Be My Guest, Literally! 3.9.15

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Michael AblesonAndy DalyPaul F. Tompkins

326: 2014 Holiday Spectacular 12.15.14 Ian Fleming, Len Wiseman, Victor Diamond, Tiny, Logan Conley, Bjork Aimee Mann, Ted Leo, Paul F. Tompkins, Brendon SmallJames AdomianMatt Besser, Neil Campbell, Matt Gourley