Logan Conley
Number of Appearances 1
Played by Neil Campbell
First Episode 2014 Holiday Spectacular
Latest Episode Unknown

Logan Conley is a character played by Neil Campbell. He is a local news editor. He never said he wasn't a little bitch.

Logan Conley's Broadcasting RulesEdit

These are the broadcasting rules at the news station KPUS, as described by Logan Conley.

1. If it bleeds, it leads.

2. If it swallows, it follows.

3. If it's a turd, it's third.

4. If it's about the man from the North, that story is fourth. (Disclaimer: stories about Ho Ho are a no-no)

5. Stories about Mordor go fifth in the or-dor.

6. If it's about chicks or dicks, then man alive, it's one after five.

7. If Jesus returns from heaven, that's story number seven.

General rule: If you're doing a story about a dog, I want a shot of it on a log.


List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
326: 2014 Holiday Spectacular 12.15.14 Ian Fleming, Len Wiseman, Victor Diamond, Tiny, Ho Ho the Elf, Bjork Aimee Mann, Ted Leo, Paul F. Tompkins,  Brendon SmallJames AdomianLauren LapkusMatt Besser, Neil Campbell, Matt Gourley

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