Mike the Janitor
Number of Appearances 6
Played by Paul F. Tompkins
First Episode Mop Water
Latest Episode 2016 Tour, Dallas

Mike the Janitor is a character played by Paul F. Tompkins. He is a janitor who works cleaning up filth; all he asks for in return is a simple paycheck. He is a former Harvard math professor until he had a wife swap/life swap with Atherton Witherflower. He is married to a wonderful woman named June, though he has been promised a new wife at some point in the future. His life goal is to clean up the Texas-sized/America-sized mound of garbage floating in the pacific. He is a fan of Mixed Martial Arts and American Football.

Lord Andrew Lloyd WebberEdit

He once assumed the identity of Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber although he has no memory of ever being in a theater, never mind being a musical director. Due to a very cursory understanding of who Andrew Lloyd Webber is, he has appeared as the lead in a performance of a student theater production of Cats.

As mentioned in Heynong Man, these events have proven difficult for a certain wiki to follow.


List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
2016 Tour, Dallas 5.17.16 Craigory James, John Lennon Lauren Lapkus, Mike Hanford
2016 Tour, Durham 5.10.16 Amanda Calzone, Pierre Lauren Lapkus
356: Heynong Man 6.15.15 Jason Mantzoukas
283: The 5th Anniversary Show! 4.28.14 Marissa WomplerMiss ListlerTraci ReardenThe Bachelor BrothersJW Stillwater, Mattilda Besserina Smith Jessica St. ClairLennon ParhamJason MantzoukasLauren LapkusPaul RustNeil CampbellPaul F. TompkinsMatt Besser
218: The 4th Anniversary Extravaganza! 5.6.13 Traci ReardenMarissa Wompler Jason Mantzoukas, David Wain, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, Lauren Lapkus, Jessica St. Clair
175: Mop Water 9.10.12 Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber Justin Kirk

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