| Nubile Agape | |
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| Episode 261 | |
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| Release date | December 09, 2013 |
| Hosted by | Scott Aukerman |
| Guests | Shelby Fero Kulap Vilaysack Horatio Sanz |
| Characters | Aaron Neville |
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Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a cloud! It's a moon! It's a watermelon! It's a couple of pages torn out of a book! "Nubile Agape" is episode 261 of Comedy Bang! Bang!. Hosted by Scott Aukerman, it stars guests Shelby Fero, Kulap Vilaysack, and Aaron Neville (Horatio Sanz). "Nubile Agape" was released on December 9, 2013.
Earwolf Synopsis[]
The holidays are a time to spend with family so gather round the ol’ laptop and listen to a special Bing! Bong! Comedy! with Who Charted? co-host/Scott’s wiiife Kulap Vilaysack and comedian Shelby Fero of the Analyze Fish family! We’ll hear about their holiday traditions and get a taste of the Who Charted? Holiday Bundle. Also joining in on the festivities is legendary singer Aaron Neville who tells us a bit about Kwanzaa through song!
Summary[]
Scott sings an impression of Bruce Springsteen singing a slowed-down version of "The Twist." They discuss the Who Charted? Holiday Bundle and play some songs. They talk about Shelby's family holiday traditions and the chances of her going back to college, as well as her nubile body and how Scott and Kulap handle Christmas gifts as a married couple.
Aaron Neville talks about the discrepancy between his tiny feet and giant biceps and forearms, the whereabouts of his parents' ashes, and the Neville Brothers holiday tradition of swimming in jambalaya. They give Shelby a lot of crap about being young and not knowing much (like who Aaron Neville is or how to pronounce "suffragettes") and Aaron keeps calling her a "little puppy."
Aaron tells the story of his time in prison and the prison murders he was a part of and then how he found God. Then he sings "Aaron Neville's Six Days of Kwanzaa" a cappella (which means without his brothers). The things he lists are:
- A tattoo of a knife on his face
- Five cans of whey protein powder muscle builder
- Four Indian moccasin boots
- Three shark tooth necklaces
- Two leather wristbands
- A pound of Queen Helene cocoa butter creme
He gives the exercise tip of holding yourself up with your triceps while you're on the toilet.
Would You Rather[]
Would you rather always know the worst thing about someone upon first meeting OR have your emotions constantly summarized by a child? Aaron Neville is declared the winner.
List of Recurring Jokes[]
Catchphrase Suggested by: Buck Dillonous
CBB Weather Report: Clear skies.