|Shut the Fuck Door!|
|Release date||March 14, 2016|
|Hosted by||Scott Aukerman|
|Guests|| Paul F. Tompkins|
|Characters|| Olivier & Wiliger Wronge|
|Kid Detectives II||LIVE at SXSW 2016|
The entire cast of Seeso’s Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ joins Scott on this week’s Comedy Bang! Bang! Paul F. Tompkins, Dan Ahdoot, Drew Tarver, Mandell Maughan, Ryan Gaul, Tawny Newsome, and Tim Baltz are in the studio ready to answer the important questions listeners might have about their hometown, comedy training, and height. Later, Olivier & Wiliger Wronge arrive to promote their LAX shoe shining business, Stacey Keeks & Margita Chelco tell us all about their new cookbook, and Felix Heist & Dean Unda pitch an idea that will knock your socks off.
In the first segment, each cast member (in alphabetical order by first name) states where they are from and at which improv theater they studied.
In the second segment, the Wronge brothers come on to promote their shoe shining business at LAX. At one point they speak in unison, and Paul states that they remind him of Scarsdale. Olivier likes to listen to Ani DeFranco while he works, and he sings a couple selections. When a customer leaves their stand, they do a three-way kiss with them (which is called "animal style"). Their shoe shines cost $500, which usually gets them beat up by the now-infuriated customer.
In the third segment, Stacey Keeks & Margita Chelco come on to promote the cookbook they co-authored, Dish It Out, Dish It Up, Don't Go to Italy for Food, We Have It Here in Croatia: Love It and Live It, Motherfuckerrrs!. Stacey edits the photos, Margita is the chef. The cookbook is actually just blank pages and photos.
In the fourth segment, Felix Heist & Dean Unda pitch their idea of discount space travel. Dean begins very aggressively but protective of Felix. They share the story of how they met yesterday, when Dean was a helicopter pilot who wanted to commit suicide and Felix hired him as a pilot and then talked him out of it. Felix is actually terrified of Dean and wants to escape from him.
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- Gimme that pill!
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