|Number of Appearances||2|
|Played by||Carl Tart|
|First Episode||Quiznos What QuizDid|
|Latest Episode|| The 8th Anniversary Show!
The Chief is a character played by Carl Tart. She is a private detective in search of international master thief Carmen Sandiego and sole owner of Acme Industries. Though she says that she's only interested in catching Ms. Sandiego because she's a criminal, she seems to harbor sexual feelings for her. She has said she wants to disrobe Carmen Sandiego and see her supple breasts. She seems to think all countries are islands, except Japan.
Her sister is B.Q. The two were separated and switched at birth, despite being two years apart in age.
|Episode||Release Date||Other Characters||Guests|
|485: The 8th Anniversary Show!||5.1.17||Gino Lambardo, Cake Boss, Garry Marshall, Alan Thicke, Regina Crimp, P'Nut, Bone Queef, Chucky Spliff, John Lennon, Dagmar the Small, Burt & Rauro Riley, Norm Hamer, Ming, Keith Jones, R. Schrift||Jon Gabrus, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, Zeke Nicholson, Mary Holland, Mike Hanford, Jessica McKenna, Tawny Newsome, Tim Baltz, Ryan Gaul, Jeremy Rowley, Drew Tarver, Nick Kroll|
|469: Quiznos What QuizDid||2.6.17||Dr. Green||John Hodgman, Zeke Nicholson|