|Release date||February 27, 2017|
|Hosted by||Scott Aukerman|
|Guests|| Ben Schwartz|
|Characters|| Markis Quiddlebit|
|Pleats, Please!||Liquid Meal Spheres|
"Tight Tort" is episode 473 of Comedy Bang! Bang!. Hosted by Scott Aukerman, it stars guests Ben Schwartz, Thomas Middleditch, Markis Quiddlebit (Schwartz), and Alan Buchanan (Middleditch). "Tight Tort" was released on February 27, 2017.
Ben Schwartz aka the Elegant Mr. S and Thomas Middleditch aka star of Silicon Valley join Scott this week to make up a rap that is surely to become a number one hit! They also play To Tell The Truth as we figure out which one of them has a criminal record and give us a little taste of their audiobook work. Later, entrepreneur/ Alan Buchanan stops by to tell us the many jams, jellies and preserves he’s selling as well as his unusual wet crotch syndrome. Plus, aspiring superhero Markis Quiddlebit arrives to talk about being unsuccessful in his attempts to become a superhero.