Turd Dunkweed is a character played by Thomas Middleditch. He is a stand-up comic from Texas whose manager is Kumail Nanjiani, who discovered him at an open mic. He was assaulted by illegal hyenas when he was 16 and then turned tricks in an abandoned aircraft hangar in Arizona. He 69'ed all the way to Hollywood. He inherited a bunch of money from his father Terry, who is actually Joey Tortellini. His catchphrase is, "A little to the left." But it needs a good setup to work. In addition, he always carries two Uzis on him at all times.