Victor Diamond
Victor diamond
Number of Appearances 12
Played by Brendon Small
First Episode Tiny Cheeseburger Story
Latest Episode Aha Moments with The National

Victor Diamond is a character played by Brendon Small who has appeared on the podcast as well as the TV show. He is a singer planning an all Christmas revue but is unable to finish a single song before passing out. He is from Havana, Cuba, and suffers from Adult Freckle. He is managed by Tiny. The two of them live together in a ramshackle tent in the woods surrounding the Hollywood sign, where they subsist on a diet of cheeseburgers, 67 cent french fries, and a box of Twix candy bars that fell off a truck. His catchphrases include "I can't believe that" and "leave him alone."


List of Appearances
Episode Release Date Other Characters Guests
517: Aha Moments with The National 10.30.17 Tiny, Dagmar the Small The National (Matt Berninger and Scott Devendorf), Jessica McKenna
463: 2016 Holiday Spectacular 12.12.16 Gino Lambardo, John Lennon, Al A. Peterson, Gary Urbansky, Ron Urbansky, The Time Keeper, Frosty the Snowman, Norm Hamer, Ming, Keith Jones, Jesse Ventura, Dr. Green, Tiny, Willard "Willy" Mapleton Jason Mantzoukas, Jon Gabrus, Mike Hanford, Paul F. Tompkins, Tawny Newsome, Tim Baltz, Neil Campbell, Rhea Butcher, Will Hines, Ryan Gaul, Jeremy Rowley, Drew Tarver, James Adomian, Zeke Nicholson
451: Wishing with The Grawlix 10.17.16 Frank Dorito, Tiny, Willard "Willy" Mapleton, Jarles Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl, Lauren Lapkus, Paul F. Tompkins
434: Doubt About That 7.14.16 Tiny, Willard "Willy" Mapleton, Patty Pecker Brent Weinbach, Erin Whitehead
418: Paul Reiser and the Apple Tree 4.28.16 Tiny, Willard "Willy" Mapleton Paul Reiser
373: Vocal Fry 9.7.15 Tiny, Willard "Willy" Mapleton Eric Stonestreet
357: Modern Anti-Comedy 6.22.15 Tiny, Mrs. Potts Jeremy Konner, Natasha Leggero, Betsy Sodaro
343: Athlete's Head 4.6.15 Gino Lambardo, Tiny Alicia Witt, Jon Gabrus
326: 2014 Holiday Spectacular 12.15.14 Ian Fleming, Bjork, Len Wiseman, Len Wiseman, Logan Conley, Ho Ho the Elf Aimee Mann, Ted Leo, Paul F. Tompkins,  Brendon SmallJames AdomianLauren LapkusMatt Besser, Neil Campbell, Matt Gourley
320: Charging Kids 11.3.14 Tiny, Miss D. Alex Borstein, Molly Bretthauer
301: They're Twins Jonah! 7.28.14 Tiny Jonah Ray, Kumail Nanjiani
260: Tiny Cheeseburger Story 12.5.13 Gino Lambardo, Tiny Mike Birbiglia, Jon Gabrus